The idea is fairly simple:
I give you 8 tracks - you either take a genuine guess at what's going on, sit and smile knowledgeably to yourself, text me some needless abuse or make up something vastly more interesting than the actual answer and send the result to me via Facebook.
I will, Brownies honour, post everything I receive on here.
Once that's out the way, I'll select whichever answer tickles my fancy and gift you with a) A poem or b) A pint.I give you 8 tracks - you either take a genuine guess at what's going on, sit and smile knowledgeably to yourself, text me some needless abuse or make up something vastly more interesting than the actual answer and send the result to me via Facebook.
I will, Brownies honour, post everything I receive on here.
Have at thee.
Annie.
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1) Ok we'll do this the way my parents made me, a shot in the dark =P
I'm guessing you have come across feelings for someone that physically, emotionally or psychologically repulses you for some reason. Someone that you know that you shouldn't have feelings for because of current relationships or whatever but none the less lose control slightly when you're around them. They however don't realise your feelings for them or disregard them and view you more as robotic and emotionless. Of which you find absolutely disgusting and despicable but for some unknown reason makes you want them even more. I forgot the rest so that'll have to do you.
2) That you fuck up sometimes, that the people you care about are far away either physically or emotionally, that you have your scars because you're still human, but you're stronger and smarter because of what you've gone through?
3) Post-sexual fugue in which you decide men are not worth a ha'penny, and as such wind up a penny-less botched Op rent boy by the name of El Zaulo the Magnificent (cock swallower). You're currently in a crack haus in Berlin, and the girl we all... believed to be El is actually an autonomic fembot, programmed by your late great eccentric inventor of a father. Pity you're addicted to all that Nuclear Crack™, else you might have lived out your dream to be the only woman to light up Broadway without the aid of conventional limbs (though unorthodox, you have mastered the dexterity of your own meaty schlong and are able to propel yourself short distances with the repetitive tensing and un-tensing of the throbbing Magnum betwixt yo legs)
Am I close? 8D
4) You like someone, the feelings are not reciprocated, you want to look like you don't give a fuck, but you *really* like them. Either way, you're not in a great place because of it, but you're slowly moving on?
5) You have just discovered that you and Brian from Placebo have been cloned from the same jaded lab sample and are staking your claim on the angst of the world.
I'm guessing you have come across feelings for someone that physically, emotionally or psychologically repulses you for some reason. Someone that you know that you shouldn't have feelings for because of current relationships or whatever but none the less lose control slightly when you're around them. They however don't realise your feelings for them or disregard them and view you more as robotic and emotionless. Of which you find absolutely disgusting and despicable but for some unknown reason makes you want them even more. I forgot the rest so that'll have to do you.
2) That you fuck up sometimes, that the people you care about are far away either physically or emotionally, that you have your scars because you're still human, but you're stronger and smarter because of what you've gone through?
3) Post-sexual fugue in which you decide men are not worth a ha'penny, and as such wind up a penny-less botched Op rent boy by the name of El Zaulo the Magnificent (cock swallower). You're currently in a crack haus in Berlin, and the girl we all... believed to be El is actually an autonomic fembot, programmed by your late great eccentric inventor of a father. Pity you're addicted to all that Nuclear Crack™, else you might have lived out your dream to be the only woman to light up Broadway without the aid of conventional limbs (though unorthodox, you have mastered the dexterity of your own meaty schlong and are able to propel yourself short distances with the repetitive tensing and un-tensing of the throbbing Magnum betwixt yo legs)
Am I close? 8D
4) You like someone, the feelings are not reciprocated, you want to look like you don't give a fuck, but you *really* like them. Either way, you're not in a great place because of it, but you're slowly moving on?
5) You have just discovered that you and Brian from Placebo have been cloned from the same jaded lab sample and are staking your claim on the angst of the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYwoDEZ8hdw
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